LITERALLY BULLSHIT •$BOB •ERIC TRUMP APPROVED* •NFA DYOR •POWERED BY USD1 •SOLANA •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE •TOUCH GRASS •BOX OF BULLSHIT •WAGMI (PROBABLY NOT) •LITERALLY BULLSHIT •$BOB •ERIC TRUMP APPROVED* •NFA DYOR •POWERED BY USD1 •SOLANA •NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE •TOUCH GRASS •BOX OF BULLSHIT •WAGMI (PROBABLY NOT) •
"I wonder if perhaps a literal 'box of bullshit' could do just as well... would bring the same attention."
He asked. We delivered. You're welcome, Eric.
BOX OF BULLSHIT
We secured @boxofbullshit on X(that's how you know it's legit bullshit)
$BOXBSonSolana
The only memecoin personally manifested into existence by Eric Trump's curiosity. Finally, a token with the transparency you deserve — it's literally bullshit.
Contract Address
CA COMING SOON...
Stay tuned. The bullshit is being prepared.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is literally a box of bullshit. Not financial advice. Actually, it's anti-financial advice. Please touch grass.
ROADMAP
(A very serious plan that we definitely won't abandon)
Phase 1
CURRENTTHE BOX
- Launch token
- Create website (you're looking at it)
- Eric Trump tweets about it(manifesting...)
- Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Literally Bullshit'
- Community of 1,000 degenerates
Phase 2
THE BULLSHIT
- Partner with actual bull farms
- NFT collection of premium bullshit
- Bullshit-to-earn mechanism
- Eric Trump acknowledges our existence
Phase 3
THE ENLIGHTENMENT
- Realize we've all made terrible decisions
- Group therapy sessions
- Touch grass together (IRL event)
- Achieve inner peace
Phase 4
THE REDEMPTION
- Donate profits to charity (if any exist)
- Write memoirs about our journey
- Move on with our lives
- Never speak of this again
FAQ
(Frequently Avoided Questions)